<![CDATA[Forex Software — Jokes]]> https://forexsb.com/forum/topic/27/jokes/ Sat, 14 May 2011 10:25:12 +0000 PunBB <![CDATA[Re: Jokes]]> https://forexsb.com/forum/post/9162/#p9162 Hi
I am Mathew, and I am in Dubai and new to FSB. Advices where and how to start will be much appreciated.

]]> Sat, 14 May 2011 10:25:12 +0000 https://forexsb.com/forum/post/9162/#p9162 <![CDATA[Re: Jokes]]> https://forexsb.com/forum/post/7545/#p7545 Easiest ways to Die,

1.Have a cigerrate daily
U’ll die 10 years early

2.Have drink daily,
U’ll die 30 years early

3.Love some1 truely
U’ll die daily.

]]> Mon, 13 Dec 2010 05:44:58 +0000 https://forexsb.com/forum/post/7545/#p7545 <![CDATA[Re: Jokes]]> https://forexsb.com/forum/post/2054/#p2054 Haha I like the last one posted.

]]> Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:25:23 +0000 https://forexsb.com/forum/post/2054/#p2054 <![CDATA[Re: Jokes]]> https://forexsb.com/forum/post/2047/#p2047 Do you know why the Germans like to go to Prague on a holiday?
Because it's 4 hours away by tank.

]]> Sat, 31 Jan 2009 12:59:36 +0000 https://forexsb.com/forum/post/2047/#p2047 <![CDATA[Re: Jokes]]> https://forexsb.com/forum/post/1930/#p1930 I just wanted to restart this nice thread so i am posting here one funny joke read & enjoy.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Sir Norman Wisdom
Ha! Ha!

]]> Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:26:28 +0000 https://forexsb.com/forum/post/1930/#p1930 <![CDATA[Jokes]]> https://forexsb.com/forum/post/70/#p70 A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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