Forex Software — Jokes

Re: Jokes

2011-05-14T10:25:12Z

Hi
I am Mathew, and I am in Dubai and new to FSB. Advices where and how to start will be much appreciated.

Re: Jokes

2010-12-13T05:44:58Z

Easiest ways to Die,

1.Have a cigerrate daily
U’ll die 10 years early

2.Have drink daily,
U’ll die 30 years early

3.Love some1 truely
U’ll die daily.

Re: Jokes

2009-02-02T22:25:23Z

Haha I like the last one posted.

Re: Jokes

2009-01-31T12:59:36Z

Do you know why the Germans like to go to Prague on a holiday?
Because it's 4 hours away by tank.

Re: Jokes

2009-01-22T19:26:28Z

I just wanted to restart this nice thread so i am posting here one funny joke read & enjoy.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Sir Norman Wisdom
Ha! Ha!

Jokes

2007-01-03T06:57:32Z

A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."